What a JOKE, his bitching about having to actually race for the lead, now he wants everyone to pull over for him so he can go by!!!! WTF????? What a whiner... jeeez... I thought his brother was bad, but he takes the cake!! just say no to the 18!!
Speaking of his brother....I LOVE any of Kurts interviews just because of the goofy factor. Especially when he is smiling and talking at the same time. He looks something like Kyle, Mr. Heany from green acres, a chubby donkey and PeeWee Herman all rolled into one. Inbreading can have some wild results.
-- Edited by PinchedOffAKyle on Monday 17th of August 2009 06:03:07 PM
Yeah didnt you folks read the new "Sprint Cup Rules" ??????
Page 117 Paragraph 4 Section C-7 states
"All drivers on the lead lap must pull onto the infield and shut down their engines if Kyle bush is not leading the last lap. This will serve a two fold purpose. First it will prevent him from wrecking your cars. Secondly, this will prevent further on-air crying wich as we all know is making nascar ratings suffer. We know we cant enforce this rule but please for Gods sake, let the little bitch win. Do you know how much jet fuel it takes to dry his tears from the track! Were going broke DAMN-IT"
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Kyles middle name is Hillshire, cause he's a real sausage smoker
Any driver who publicly complains for unjustified reasons about other driver(s) (also popularily known as crying and whining) shall be subject to the following sanctions.
a. 1st-3rd offenses - probation
b. 4th and greater offenses - 1. forcible violent removal of teeth by any means by any driver subject to unjustified complaints*
*should no teeth be left due to repeated sanctioning offending driver shall be subject to indefinite suspension until teeth are professionally replaced at expense of offending driver subject to sanction b.1 above
Now there's a good idea - except I'd add a loss of 100 points for the first offense, 250 for the second and 500 for third and further. Or maybe add somewhere that the offending driver would be forced to wear a baby bonnet and diaper to the next race rather than a helmet and race suit.
Let the fans, namely fugleufing, mattschizzle, me, racinggirl, bigbearmonkey etc. have a say in the rule making and this could possibly get really interesting! Something like Nascar with puking, sanctioned teethbashing, pitbox to car missles (nonlethal stink bombs), public beheadings of digger and friends, and kickass sponsors of course, etc. Heh heh
HaHa Stoopid Idea I do say
-- Edited by PinchedOffAKyle on Tuesday 18th of August 2009 06:19:32 PM
A Boxing ring behind the transporters , No Gloves ! Bring It On If You Have A Pair Kyle, Many People Would Love To Mop A Ring With Your Sorry A#S !!! Bet Ol Vickers Would Cast A Vote For It !!!
Well, unfortunately he didn't do that bad in Atlanta - but he did get knocked back to 14th place (but unfortunately only 37 points out of the chase.) Here's hoping he wrecks in Virginia Saturday.
