Maybe the guy who tried to swallow a mattress? Or the one who thought a Superman costume would give him the ability to fly? Or the one who tried ironing his clothes while he was wearing them? How about the one who thought a blanket would protect him from a tornado? I think we'd be better off letting anyone that stupid remove themselves from the gene pool.
Sad part about those is the fact they put them on means someone at some time must have actually tried doing what they say not to do.